"If you offer less than I want for it I will not like you. I have killed craigslist lo ballers by shoving my own wallet through the eye socket of their shifty little faces. I am sharpening my wallet right now just thinking about your foot shifting long winded wind passing moves."

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/11/2016 at 21:07 • Filed to: ultimate craigslist

“The color is root beer brown and you can drive it home.”

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My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/11/2016 at 21:09

“I take my pictures one-half at a time”

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/11/2016 at 21:09

It’s clear you’ve been doing many marijuanas.

Only good thing is they seem to be Toyota people judging by the cars in the background

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/11/2016 at 21:15

That’s the most positive spin there could ever be for this. I’m impressed

Oh good. As long as it’s “rootbeer” brown.

boredalways > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/11/2016 at 21:18

Seriously Doctor, how could you trust anyone who shoots vertical?

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/11/2016 at 21:26

Gib plz

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/11/2016 at 21:30

I like the way this man thinks.

Amoore100 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/11/2016 at 21:39

To their credit, Craigslist lowballers are probably a real PITA. I’ve never dealt with them myself but the horror stories don’t seem to lie...

LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/11/2016 at 21:41

Classic case of:

“Husband! I told you to get rid of that old brown car.”

“I’m trying honey, but there’s just no interest.”

functionoverfashion > My citroen won't start
08/12/2016 at 08:32

I’m not sure most people realize you can turn your phone “sideways” anymore. Landscape is soooo 2015.

Look at how many ‘Yotas they have though!